Recent Gems from the Little One

T: Everyday of Halloween season I get scareder and scareder of those creepy Halloween things because I haven't learned yet that they're not real.

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T: I can't wait to grow up and have a baby of my own.  If it's a boy, I'm going to name it something funny, like Fence or Exit. 

A: Exit?

T:  No.  Fence. 

A:  And if it's a girl?

T:  I don't know, because my wife will name her.  I guess I'll have to wait.

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